A BIT OF A STRETCH

“This limousine is endlessly long. Relativistically speaking, were you to somehow reach the driver’s seat, you would be at the end of space and beginning of time.”

“But there is a driver?”

“That depends on what you mean by driving, but yes— and from our perspective, they’re frozen in a perpetual state of stepping on the pedal. From theirs? Anyone’s guess.”

“And, uh, if the driver crashes?”

“Then, I suppose, I might spill my drink.”


“Speaking of, can I get you anything? I think we’re going to be here for a while.”


AN OBJECT LESSON IN TEMPERANCE

A BRIEF TOUCHBASE